jimmydafish's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ASKPC 2: Chainsaws R Fun]

Thought I'd give you one more try.

And your cartoons still suck. Lame jokes, horrible animation..... I know, I know, you're going to write another lame comment on my review. Honestly man get some new material..... even though this is old material... cause it's old.

TX2 responds:

In reguards to my previous response, I chose a little light hearted foolishness over just ignoring you or acting like a jackass and insulting your record. I don't find your coments offensive or meaningless, It's just there isn't anything I can gain from them.

Most of the problems with THIS movie stem from the animation. There is a reason I stopped animating in the style where all of the characters limbs are individually animated: It's time consuming, and frustrating, and even more time consuming. I didn't get the right result out of it, and the amount of work that was put into it discouraged me for revising other parts of this movie (like the voice acting, and the script)

[Zelda: Majora's Mock]

bad.

Just bad. First off, Majora's Mask was a horrible game. Second off, the endings were just horrible (including the duck hunt dog ending). They lacked that funny sense of comedy to get people really laughing. PLUS, the voice-overs were just bad. I can't stand bad voice-acting. Regardless of if it's meant to be bad.

TX2 responds:

this site is view by a lot of people all over the world. What strange and powerful technology do you have that allows you to tell when people are laughing? Why have you not shared this new technology with the world (do you fear of how it could be abused in world wars?)

[Icons Ep 2]

:(

I didn't think this was funny at all. The Mario explainations were weak, the trunk monster was stupid, the granny joke was stolen, and overall it lacked a good comedic edge to me. Better luck next time. I can honestly say, I've had more fun reading the back of a conditioner bottle.

TheTreeman responds:

wow your gay...reading the back of a conditioner bottle more entertaining than my cartoon...then that speaks for itself..and the word it says is "GAY" so wiggle that conditioner bottle up ur butt accouple more times...and have a blast.

[Elite]

Elite.... copycat.

As I watch this, all I cna think about is the Terminator, or the Matrix, or a comination of both of them. I really liked the animation style, but couldn't it be longer? One robot death that quick. I know it's fast paced and all, but if that's the case, when he jumps over the barrier, he should have to face like 5 of those things. Just to show how Elite he really is.

DifferentName responds:

Yeah, i probably didn't do enough to show how powerful the robot is supposed to be, but a lesser person would have just gotten killed by the gunfire. At first i was thinking of doing 3 robots but 3d animation is tough!

[-Play-]

Ummm...

Well. I can honestly say that this ws crap. Don't get me wrong... I couldn't do better, cause I don't have any artistic forms in me. But I could have DESTORYED you on the music portion. You know what would have saved this for me? If you would have left those guys out there afterwards, and you could have had everyone record their own version. Now THAT would have been good. Other than that. Try using music. Not drums.

Dustball responds:

Firstly, I didn't use drums, I used sounds of trash cans, jumping on the floor, clapping hands etc. Secondly, if I was to let people click on them at the end, you have to keep in mind that the sound does not occur as soon as the animation of each guy starts, it takes sometimes several seconds for the animation to get to the sound, so anyone trying to make their own music would fail miserably, and I can only asusme you would definately complain about that. Another thing, I have been playing the drums since I was 5 years old, and trust me I know what I'm doing. But coordinating 14 little animations to sync with 7 sounds in Flash? Not as easy as you might think. And no offense, but it is easy for people without "any artist forms" in them to assume that what they see is simple and they could do it better. There are so many little factors that went in to deciding to keep the composition very simple. In the next one, I would very much like to kick the music up a notch and really go wild, but this time around, it is what it is. And you could've DESTROYED me on the music portion is a great thing to say... but "Music by jimmydafish:
- none - " Hmm, where's the proof? Other than that. Try using your brain. Not drugs.